Sunday, November 16, 2014

Round Robin: Are pets worth it?

I have been invited to be part of a blogging round robin! Which means that a group of bloggers will all post on the same topic on the same day, so we can all see the variety of opinions and approaches. 

The other bloggers participating are: 

Joan Johnson: onefishtaco
William Pora:
Leslie Farnsworth: 
James McPherson:
Jenna Sauber:

This month's topic: Are pets worth it?


At left: George, sprinter, food critic, interior and landscape designer
At right: the lady Bailey, guardian of the kingdom, keeper of the toys and distributor of the fur
Note: Since the phrasing of the question implies that the owner of the pet(s) should answer, Rebecca has been told to go and play. The topic will be discussed by her owners: George and the lady Bailey.

Choosing your pet

Bailey: Rebecca is your second pet, is that right?

George: Yes. I originally chose a family with children, thinking that would be fun, since I love to play.  Then I found out they had a dog. That would not do, so I returned to the agency, determined not to make the same mistake. The second time around I took my time, did my research and looked at more adult humans.

Rebecca impressed me with her good manners. (Like not picking me up uninvited; so many humans do that.) I was particularly impressed that she paid just as much attention to me as to the big fluffy show-off in the room. For some reason, humans are impressed by long fur. As if that’s a talent and not a genetic quirk. I think it’s because they are so lacking in fur growing abilities themselves.

Bailey: I know. If they had long fur, they’d know what a fuss it is. While I was also impressed by her manners, what I really liked was her scent. When you live with a human, everything will smell like them, so you better like their scent. I let her know my decision by jumping onto her shoulder and refusing to let go. They had to peel me off of her. At first I thought I had been too aggressive, because she went away, but it turned out she had gone to get a cat carrier. Ugh! Longest ride of my life. I know you shouldn’t start a relationship by complaining, but I had to let her know that driving was not going to be something we could share.

George: Oh, I agree. Some things you have to be up front about.

Communicating with your pet

Bailey: Communication can be difficult. So often you’re stuck with mime. For example, last August I tried to get her to sell Baidu, (the stock was doing really well) so I got on top of the china cabinet and cried Sell! Sell! but she just thought I wanted attention. Humans can be so dense sometimes.

George: I don’t think she realizes that you monitor her investment portfolio.

Bailey: What does she think I do all day? Besides, it’s not her portfolio, it’s our portfolio. And I want a worry free retirement.

George: I still can’t believe the way she bathes. I’ve tried breaking her of the habit: sitting outside the shower and staring disapprovingly. Glaring at her from the edge of the tub while she takes a bath. I’ve even demonstrated by grabbing her hand and washing it properly, but she just doesn’t get it.

Bailey: I think it’s because you mix your messages. I’ve seen you playing with the pumice stone in the tub. And what about the way you drink from the tap?

George: I like fresh water. It doesn’t mean I approve of immersing oneself in it. That’s just wrong.

Bailey: I think you have to pick your battles. As long as she doesn’t leave puddles on the floor, I’m okay with it.

Advantages of having a pet

George: There are so many. I can’t believe we even have to answer the question. Pet owners have longer lives, lower blood pressure and are all around happier and more attractive. We also chose a human with great design skills, so we haven’t had to do much in the way of re-decorating the house. I particularly like the blanket on the sofa. I’ve made it very clear that she’s not allowed to move that blanket.

Bailey: I think it’s advantageous for the humans too. I can tell when she’s had a hard day, and when that happens I make a point of sitting in her lap and purring. It soothes her and I like taking proper care of my pet. And while it’s occasionally annoying when she wakes me up, it’s because she wants to share with us. She alerts us to things like the birds outside the window. She reminds us to live in the now.

George: It’s also interesting to see the world through her eyes. I like sitting on top of the refrigerator and watching her cook. It’s amazing to see how much effort she puts into a meal. Take breakfast this morning, you or I would have eaten those eggs raw, but she scrambled them with cheese, and they tasted great!

Bailey: Have we mentioned the security benefits? It’s convenient to have a nice big pet to scare away other cats, deal with dogs, and take care of strange humans. Not that I can’t do that myself, of course, but having a pet makes it much easier.

Disadvantages of having a pet

George: The hardest thing has to be keeping them on schedule. Humans don’t have efficient internal clocks, which is why they put timers on everything. All that technology and we still have to wake her up on weekends, remind her of dinner time, bed time, play time. . .

Bailey: Maybe it’s because humans don’t nap during the day? Spending all that time awake has got to affect their sleep cycles. My favorite move is to settle in on her chest and start purring, really loudly. I don’t want to be mean to her, but I do want her to wake up.

George: I prefer the direct approach. Biting her feet always works and doesn’t get confused with cuddling.

Bailey: I don’t mind a morning cuddle. Cuddling means she’s at least half awake. I found this link while surfing the web. I think it perfectly demonstrates the difficulty of getting your human up in the morning.

George: Every time I see that, I think "oh, that poor cat."

Bailey: The lengths we have to go to.

Conclusion: Are pets worth it?

George: Well, if you're an outdoor cat, the adventuring type, it's not ideal. Humans are big and incapable of being quiet, so they tend to scare prey away. They are also very sensitive to cold. That lack of fur again.

Bailey: But if you live a more settled lifestyle, humans make wonderful pets. It's true that they take a bit of training, but they're pretty smart, and you can get them settled into your ways in couple of months. They're affectionate, and since they can't talk, they make wonderful confidantes. Rebecca is my only pet, but I can honestly say she enriches my life and I wouldn't want to be without her.

George and Bailey: Are pets worth it? Yes!


  1. Love the approach you took for the post! Looking forward to reading more from you. I can only imagine what my "owners" would say about me. My parents and I have had many a laugh coming up with conversations between our dogs. :)

    1. Thanks! My cats and I have many "conversations".